These were on a printed email of my grandmother's I found today. They made me happy. I hope they do the same for you. 
- "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."
- "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."
- "The best vitamin for a Christian in B1."
- " Under same management for over 2000 years."
- "Soul food served here."
- "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
- "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"
- "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
- "Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's your?"
- "Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."
- "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
- "Preach the gospel at all time. Use words if necessary."
- "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."
- "What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you understand?"
- "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."
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